Amazing Inventions for the Modern World from the Historical Museum
When you come down to the Historical Museum, you'll find many, many interesting items from years past. With all the pressure to be environmentally friendly, trendy, and to still manage to live your life these days; you could go shopping for all the new items constantly being manufactured, or instead, you could come take a look backwards at some of the interesting and versatile inventions of the past and take a queue from them instead.
Some old inventions you can find at the museum are a bit more exciting than others, nobody wants to wash their clothes in the river with a big rock, but, imagine getting to skip a trip to the gym (boring!) because doing your laundry got you all the exercise you needed.
You could hand crank a washing machine, get a work out, and get your clothes done all in one go; it'd be very eco-friendly, and you would look great in all your nice clean clothes.
Okay, maybe laundry isn't your thing but we also happen to have a hand-cranked knitting machine for all your sock-related needs, and pumping a pedal to get some sewing done wouldn't be too bad either. Those old fashioned sewing machines are much nicer looking than new ones.
If your interest in inventions is a little less appliance-related, you could always look to recent 'retro' trends instead. It would be easy to start typing school reports on a typewriter instead of a bulky old computer, and, you'd certainly look like the classiest kid in school if you used one.
Or, if using a typewriter doesn't seem unique and trendy enough on its own, you could always find yourself a teacup like we have hiding upstairs, with a moustache shield to sip from while you're typing away. You could bring back moustaches, click away on your typewriter, and stay deliciously tidy, even with a latte.
Come 'Mo-vember' you'd have the tidiest moustache in town and everyone would adore you for it. Just imagine all the trendy hipster kids that would want to be your friend!
And finally, once you've gathered yourself a pile of eco-friendly, trend aware friends (all thanks to the museum), you could all party, even during a power outage, with my favourite old invention that you can find at the Historical Museum, a hand-powered record player. Give it a few cranks, turn it on, and you could have a candle-lit dance party any night of the year, whether or not all those summer thunder storms manage to knock out your power!
Who needs new inventions, when all these old ones could make such stunning comebacks?
Sheri Nault

